1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice

  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
PM change Verification
Page 1314 of 1852
  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 2, 2019
    Minds are like arse holes, work better when open.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. submissively speaking
      They really should let shit go, too.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 2, 2019
      #link
    #26261
  2. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2018
    Messages:
    13,836
    Nov 2, 2019
    Yesterday was a good day, it was Grandparents day at school for fourth graders, a group of alert bright children 9 or 10 years old. Children of all shades, shapes and sizes, and the same for the grand parents many with different accents including my wife's. The kids seemed to be a close knit group, quite at ease with each other, classmates. working together. Bodes well for America's future.
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 2
    #26262
  3. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 2, 2019
    My dog's sick :bawling:
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    #26263
  4. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2018
    Messages:
    17,725
    Nov 2, 2019
    Had a dream last night where I got fired from a job for getting a blowjob when I was supposed to be working. If I'd have known I was gonna get fired, I'd have stayed there like that and finished.
     
    #26264
  5. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2018
    Messages:
    17,725
    Nov 4, 2019
    White people who use terms from black twitter like woke should be fired into the sun.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. user 326
      Also gamergate-ers.
       
      user 326, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    3. Ed Itor
      I hate it when people use drugged when meaning dragged.
      You drug a person with pills, you drag a person along behind you.
      Of course you could drug a person and then drag them to a hole.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 7, 2019
      #link
    #26265
  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2018
    Messages:
    24,235
    Nov 4, 2019
    I wonder if it's frowned upon to cut your toenails at work.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    1. Rixer
      Is it a union job? :p
       
      Rixer, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    2. Valspar
      You know it, buckaroo.
      I'll just keep my safety glasses on in case there's any toe shrapnel.
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    3. deegenerate
      Ewwwwww! That is grounds for public ridicule!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    4. Valspar
      By who?
      The four walls?
      They won't say anything....lol.
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    #26266
  7. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 4, 2019
    I'm just going to look forward to Christmas to make up for the one I lost last year.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    #26267
  8. Paul33333

    Paul33333 Pleasure King

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2018
    Messages:
    7,570
    Nov 4, 2019
    If feeling good is a crime,,then lock me up and throw away the key
     
    • Like Like x 1
    #26268
  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2008
    Messages:
    28,938
    Nov 4, 2019
    I got my ticket filled up at the local diner so I get a free breakfast if I can talk the wife into it..
     
    • Like Like x 2
    1. Ed Itor
      Just point out it's one less for her to prepare.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 7, 2019
      #link
    #26269
  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

    Joined:
    May 26, 2018
    Messages:
    35,285
    Nov 4, 2019
    They always come back. Why do they come back? Go! Begone! Shoo!
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    1. Valspar
      Boomerangs? :cool:
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    2. submissively speaking
      If that were the case, they’d be malfunctioning. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    3. NaughtyGuy1234
      There's always something if this happens, something that others don't have
       
      NaughtyGuy1234, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    4. submissively speaking
      It’s a case of enriching their lives, making it easy and enjoyable, then they start thinking they might be able to do better, and off they go.

      They’re not able to do better. All of a sudden regret. “I’m sorry. I made a mistake.”

      Fuckin’ A you did.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    5. NaughtyGuy1234
      Wished I met a girl like you or you!
       
      NaughtyGuy1234, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      submissively speaking likes this.
    #26270
  11. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 4, 2019
    We've had Verified gentlemen, Assholes, Smart asses and Butt Nuggets, wonder how we'd do with Stud Muffins?!
     
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Rixer
      Don't forget serial leg humpers..
       
      Rixer, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    3. Anniemated
      Isn't that a doggy phenomena?
       
      Anniemated, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    4. deegenerate
      I am always in favor of stud muffins
       
      deegenerate, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      Anniemated likes this.
    5. Valspar
      I like hot pockets. ;)
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      Anniemated and deegenerate like this.
    6. Anniemated
      How are your oats?
       

      Attached Files:

      Anniemated, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      Valspar likes this.
    #26271
  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    Messages:
    38,436
    Nov 4, 2019
    Wonder if anyone has actually tried to use 3 sea shells?
     
    #26272
  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 4, 2019
    There ought to be a Political Forum, to save those that aren't the teensiest bit interested scrolling through the fallout.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    #26273
  14. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2019
    Messages:
    27,617
    Nov 4, 2019
    My random thoughts are beginning to sound like WTF's anymore .. !!
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    1. Valspar
      Try rephrasing them differently in your head.
      Works for me.
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      deleted user cg likes this.
    #26274
  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2018
    Messages:
    24,235
    Nov 4, 2019
    I saw my high school pre-algebra teacher Saturday.
    I'm damn near 50 years old and I still couldn't bring myself to call him by his first name.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    1. deegenerate
      I ended up on a fundraising committee with my daughter's high school principal, and I could not bring myself to call him by his first name. lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    2. Valspar
      Dee, he even asked me to.
      I...um...ahh...
      Nope, not going to happen.
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    3. deleted user cg
      I feel funny calling them by their first name after saying Mr or Mrs for so many years ..
       
      deleted user cg, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      Valspar and deegenerate like this.
    4. Valspar
      Right.
      The funny thing is, I probably called him by his first name in school just to be a prick.
      I will say he was my favorite teacher without a doubt and I sucked at math. :D
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      deleted user cg likes this.
    #26275
  16. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2018
    Messages:
    45,332
    Nov 4, 2019
    What would the world be like without cheese?
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
    1. View previous comments...
    2. deleted user cg
      Omg.. @StrawberryCupcake ... I had to look 3 times to see if I got u right.. bahaha..
       
      deleted user cg, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    3. Valspar
      We could really do some damage if we only commented, Strawberry turkey Cupcake.
       
      Valspar, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I like how your evil mind works Val Turkey Pal. :inlove:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      deleted user cg likes this.
    5. deleted user cg
      I get confused on which turkey is talking.. lol

      Oh shit.. didn't mean it that way... just on the Avi.. grrr
       
      deleted user cg, Nov 4, 2019
      #link
      Anniemated and StrawberryCupcake like this.
    6. Anniemated
      Me toooooooooo!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
    #26276
  17. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2019
    Messages:
    27,617
    Nov 5, 2019
    When an optimistic and a pessimistic are married , who finally wins.. ? Or do they both lose.. ❤❤
     
    • Like Like x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Depends who works harder?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      deleted user cg likes this.
    2. Dearelliot
      My wife and I are, and married 60 years. I know the sky will fall, everything is going to break, and just around the corner there is trouble lurking, soon we will run out of money and die of starvation, and that's a fact, My wife says I'm crazy and ignores me. No winners or losers.
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
    #26277
  18. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2018
    Messages:
    45,332
    Nov 5, 2019
    I really hate when some random guy refers to himself as sir...
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. user 326
      Those dudes crack me up.

      Or most of the ones who put it in their username.
       
      user 326, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Right? Cool be dominant. You don’t automatically rule everyone now.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      user 326 likes this.
    4. user 326
      Or anyone, most likely.
       
      user 326, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Omg lol. True.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      user 326 likes this.
    #26278
  19. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2019
    Messages:
    18,035
    Nov 5, 2019
    Trump's in this video.
     
    #26279
  20. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

    Joined:
    May 26, 2018
    Messages:
    35,285
    Nov 5, 2019
    Whoops
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. SoutheastUSofA
      That was like an intellectual drunk text.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      submissively speaking likes this.
    2. submissively speaking
      I was trying to compose something on my phone and then I got a notification of a PM and I’m trying to make it disappear and ended up posting instead. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 5, 2019
      #link
      SoutheastUSofA likes this.
    #26280
Page 1314 of 1852